This man is asking for a pardon from a life-time ban from a hotel.
Why did he get banned? He brought Brother’s Pepperoni into a hotel room and left for a walk.
Upon his return, seagulls had entered the room and broke into the paper wrapping….it was TNT pepperoni.
He says, “In case you were wondering, Brothers’ TNT Pepperoni does NASTY things to a seagull’s digestive system. As you would expect, the room was covered in seagull crap. What I did not realize until then was that Seagulls also drool. Especially when they eat pepperoni.”
He’s quite the story-teller!
-Scotty & Ferne