“TNT does nasty things to a seagull’s digestive system,” says man asking for pardon of lifelong ban from hotel

This man is asking for a pardon from a life-time ban from a hotel.

Why did he get banned? He brought Brother’s Pepperoni into a hotel room and left for a walk.

Upon his return, seagulls had entered the room and broke into the paper wrapping….it was TNT pepperoni.

He says, “In case you were wondering, Brothers’ TNT Pepperoni does NASTY things to a seagull’s digestive system. As you would expect, the room was covered in seagull crap. What I did not realize until then was that Seagulls also drool. Especially when they eat pepperoni.”

Check out his letter of forgiveness which the hotel accepted with a package of Brother’s Pepperoni (Courtesy of Victoria Buzz)

He’s quite the story-teller!

-Scotty & Ferne

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